What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

What! how could you do that?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Do you know what she said mum?

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Why is my stomach getting so big from taking testosterone cypionate 31 to 34 in 2 months?

What do you mean son?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

Does CloudFlare protect blackhat sites from DDOS attacks?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

True - how I loved my mum!

What exactly is female squirting? Is it only urine or a combination of liquids?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Why do females hate MGTOW so much?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”